True Facts: Dangerous Little Ticks

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  • well this couldnt get any worse. "and here is the spermatophore" ok i guess it can

  • Thanks for showing that mouth i will have nightmares for weeks

  • Best narrator

  • what is the song playing during the credits at the end? :)

  • Never leave the house

  • Hands down the funniest video I've ever seen about dicks.

  • The entire video I thought u said dick instead of tick... I laughed the entire video section...

  • Step on em' STEP on EM'!

  • ...this trully is hell

  • Chickens will also eat mice, they love that shit. It's insane.

  • I had no clue this was supposed to be funny when I clicked on it so the whole soft *tick* hard tick thing cracked me the f*** up. Ty sir lol

  • turn on captions haha

  • As is the custom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • 5:34 has me 😂😂😂😂

  • But what is their f*cking purpose in life?!

  • Ok, so it wasn't just me....

  • Are you voicing these? The voicover reminds me of a friend of mine who does voice work as well

  • Watch the 0:00 but with Subtitles, I promise it's 100% worth it.

  • Turn on the subtitles. You will not be disappointed.

  • Lmao that was great

  • Turn on closed captions. Trust me

  • I hate that my mind is very disgusted of ticks but still associates it with jelly beans and imagines what it feels like to chomp on it like a jelly bean with jelly inside

  • These things are true horrorshow. 😳😳😳Why are insects revolting🙁

  • Buuuuuuuuuurn it

  • I don't know how this video got recommended to me, but the UZfire captions are fucking gold.

  • I thought I heard it wrong then I turned on the subtitles. BOYSSS!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO WRONG IN MY LIFE!!!

  • i love eating this the texture is like grapes

  • 10:49 you can start to hear him laugh through his words from what he's saying lmao

  • They look like the starship troopers aliens

  • I see what ya did there 😉🤣🤣

  • Thats not a tick at the beginning thats a fucking potato

  • Dick lol

  • Love the humour.

  • You made my day! And hopefully many, many more! Keep up God's work! :)

  • Why is nobody talking about the beginning?

  • This is so awesome I loved it can you do more like this please

  • Don't turn on subtitles

  • I don't look down and see a little dick 🤣

  • im sorry, but it was for me to hear "ticks" :P

  • In the subtitles when activated every time he says tick it says D.ick, so there are hard ones and soft ones and some have bacteria. Dangerous little d…

  • Yeah I know a lot about these. I live in the lyme disease and tick capital of America. All of these little bastards can die and go extinct as far as I'm concerned.

  • Lol i love the subtitles, it says dick instead of tick

  • Ticks? Dicks? Dude what the heck....which one is it?

  • Soft or hard. Ticks deserve only complete annihilation.

  • dayyyum i sure hope i don't come back as a tick in my afterlife..

  • Lesson Learned: If you're a tick, Don't invite a bro on a hot air balloon

  • Wow, almost like you completely stole the thumbnail

  • Immediately before this video, I watched a video about camel spiders, which described exactly the same mating process. Interesting that both creatures do things the same way!

  • Can we all just declare war against these dicks

  • "Not with her crazy ass-mouth .. Sorry, not with her crazy ass mouth parts." Lol

  • Omg I love this guy!!!

  • So they basically reproduce through kunilingus 🗿

  • That was hot

  • I am not a squeamish person, but a blood gorged tick is absolutely revolting.

  • Look at that you can see right through her.

  • This guy would make an interesting teacher. Would probably get a medal for all the students who learned something from his class.

  • The captions in the preview brought me here....

  • Wow, I never realized ticks are arachnids. Now Joltik makes sense. I mean it's still a tiny bit of a reach for it to evolve into an electric tarantula, but since they're both arachnids anyway, my mind can now rest easy.

  • I uses my net to rescue drowning fishes

  • is it me or is he saying dicks ?

  • DO NOT HAVE CAPTIONS ON

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  • I've never thought this much about dicks.

  • is he spelling it with "t" or "d" i'm 35 seconds in and i'm thinking I should start spelling it with the "d" it seems more fun

  • Was interested in the video until the dumb puns were overdone

  • Kill them all.

  • 😂😂😂 oh no, I just can’t with this video 😅

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  • He's saying dicks and tics u can clearly hear the difference

  • Can you recommend a safe way to remove these fuckers? After removing them they leave their heads behind which causes more damage. I can't just leave these on my dog for days until full as we have those FAT grey ticks

  • The subtitles had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • Fun Fact : Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever ain't no joke. Its deadly. I should know, Lime Disease is over a long term. Know what to look for.

  • I got to 1:07 and decided I couldnt watch anymore. Thanks, but no thanks

  • Switch word "tick" to a word "dick" enjoy.

  • Turn on English Auto Generated CC for the time of your life

  • I genuinely thought he was saying “dicks” the whole time

  • When the autosubtitles generate dick instead of tick 😂 funny video ty

  • Good to know and bloody amazing photography ")

  • If one of them sticks on u Bern it with hot steel and go to doc

  • Lmao, this guy is a riot!

  • Even the CCs say "dicks"

  • the caption keep telling me that, it was a dick not a tick

  • I have an urging need to squeeze and pop these plump ticks

  • I live in tick country. I fckin hate ticks. So much.

  • A whole bag of dicks? They aren't pirate ships...

  • Sorry but I keep hearing him say 'Dicks'

  • i-is this video supposed to be a joke?... he pronounced t as d in tick so much im laughing so hARd

  • Watch with the subtitles on. You're welcome

  • lol bro where have u been

  • Thanks to this video, I got to learn all about Lyme Disease 15 days before before being diagnosed with it! How serendipitous.

  • This channel is like if a professor and the class clown did a spirit fusion

  • Omg the dicks. :{

  • Toilet paper in hell looooooool!!

  • Flame Thrower

  • Am I the only one that consistently is hearing "little dicks" and not "little ticks"?? 🤣 'There are hard dicks and soft dicks.. all capable of carrying multiple diseases' 🤣😂 I'm dead

  • The fact that I heard every T softened to D 💀

  • Want to lose weight? Watch tick videos and you will never be hungry again

  • 0:09 reminds me of this uzfire.info/camera/video/eofanaSgsLpkbmY

  • This is so cringe