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All those Cruise Ships that went to the Scrap Yard due to Corona Virus's Impact on the Cruise Industry could have been a Temporary Solution to the housing Issues created by the Influx of Asylum Seekers. Mooring some in the Gulf of Mexico and the Pacific Ocean, might that have been a possibility ?. 🤔
Wow John nice diller
RIP Fred Willard
www.dr.dk/drtv/episode/john-dillermand_-john-lufter-hunde_227288 please enjoy the John Dillerman
That's what happens when your tax rates are too low - your representatives are only concerned with getting money from folks with lots of money and don't have time representing the needs of the people who elected them in the first place. It's absurd if you think about it like that.
9:04 I think I watched that video in middle school 😭
Never challenge John to do the research.
This is disgusting
I'm really impressed by how China handles the dangers of Muslims/Islam. Plus the fact they got mass surveillance and the 2 child policy. They regulate their people so well and its what they should do when the population is so large.
15:39 that cat’s name D.B. Coopurr
My Octopus Teacher teacher...
Go Kraken! 🏒🐙🦑😃
You need to get better writer this crap is education but not funny. Get other clown 🤡 writer maybe you be funny one day
This interview with Monica was inspiring, proving yet again we're the sum of our parts, are more than our caricatures and what people say say about us, more than just our mistakes. Don't know how sadism became our national pastime over baseball and freedom, but in our quests for justice and vengeance, we too often do nothing more than feed the ego. What was that neat concept from the Cherokee about character? Just saw it referenced in "Tomorrowland" recently... Oh, yeah: There are two wolves and they're always fighting. One is darkness and despair, the other is light and hope. Which wolf wins? Whichever one you feed. Don't know if our sadism comes from our domestic and foreign policies and just trickles down or comes from our media and gets zapped into our heads, is caused by the platforms we use and the entertainment we consume or comes from our religions or from capitalism, from elitism or self-determinism or tribalism-- but it's throughout our culture now and about the only thing countering it are elementary schools and our celebrities and comedians and philosophers. Besides that, the only others adhering to duty and integrity are a few independent journalists cast as right-wing loonies, a handful of cultural leaders cast as unpatriotic antagonists and our intellectuals, who largely go ignored and unread by a public no longer much interested in the medium, trusting more in charisma than in context, content or character. Getting off topic. Some truly deserve our ire, some deserve every rock thrown at them, but it's not our job to be the pitcher. Which wolf wins? Whichever one we feed.
Im havin a hard time gettin my head around this long drawn out point... XD
this show makes round the twist look tame
only in America, exceptionalism for the win!
This is Wonderful.
The praying mantis thing is a myth. The people who were monitoring the mantis couple that cannibalized after sex starved the mantises first. This was an outlier case, not their normal behavior. Kind of like how lemmings are known to jump off cliffs when Disney literally made that up.
I love Anderson Cooper.
That's great John, I'm having my first tomorrow )pfizer), but there is no chance I'd have the Astra Zeneca vaccine.
Ohhh John, I'm sure you are not familiar with the amazing Australian "Bluey" and her sister Bingo
You ain't slick John. I see you sneaking Mustafa Ali in at the end. You can't hide your love of WWE from me.
Mockery and fake news .
I would say John Oliver's jokes are stupid and insufferably unfunny... But I highly doubt any of these jokes are his.
Carson Tucker should be arrested for deliberately misleading people.
As a First Nations person, Native American being the US equivalent, it's actually shameful how much history doesn't get taught in school. They don't teach us much about Japanese internment camps during World War 2, they don't teach much about Native American/First Nations quietly getting psuedo-genocided then thrown onto land that wasn't fit to grow crops, they largely gloss over slavery and the amount of systemic racism African Americans and other minorities go through. And I would blame that on parents and their need to pump sunshine up their kids asses. "Teach my kid about sex cause I don't want to, but don't tell them about all the evil shit my country did to minorities cause 'Patriotism.'"
Just a quick anecdote about Obama. He killed US citizens without due process. You know, just like Putin has tired to do.
he did that mean girl impression a little too well
I, for one, enthusiastically welcome our new octopus overlords.
Well Trump had to be the worst president of the usa ever . How did that locking up Hillary go ? LMAO . So good he lost !
Some days, I love John Oliver the way he loves octopuses. Some days, I love John Oliver the way he loves overnight, FOIA requests, and hamsters in speedos. But most days, I love John Oliver the way he loves Adam Driver.
I love John Oliver the way he loves Adam Driver.
Ugh, this is such trash. Nothing more than a condescending hit piece with a mere semblance of "journalism." 22 minutes of hot air. First off, this buffoon mocks it for not covering this and not promising that, as if regular health insurance is *so* much better. Health insurance companies are only interested in themselves, and government health insurance is terribly inefficient. The issue then is a matter of who you trust more, and frankly, I would trust CHMs more. Are they perfect? No. But it's not as if they're denying people's medical bills left and right. They have covered 6+ billion of bills. That counts for something. Can they deny you for any reason whatsoever? No, their guidelines specify what is allowed or not. I see no reason to question their integrity. He provides no real sources besides taking some low hanging fruit and acting as if they represent the entire CHM industry. Many things in our society runs on trust. Mocking it as a "pinky promise" is just dismissiveness. Nothing, not even health insurance, guarantees you anything.
Just another far left wing host pushing the vaccine on you, whats new.
It seems to be mostly woman who are suckered into these schemes.
Where is Farheed Zakaria now?? Did he no offer his “services”?
Perhaps if we desexulized the body for children then they wouldn't grow up to feel they are just a sex object, life and the body is about more than sex and understanding and being comfortable with your body is a great way to help kids build confidence in their body which will translate to greater autonomy and spreading up about their health and others who may try to take advantage of their bodies! If we remove the taboo, we make room for better and freer conversation.
I have no problem whatsoever with a puppet helping explain gender identity to children. However, if that still was anything to go by, the particular puppet they used was terrifying and should be banned from childrens' entertainment based on principles that have nothing to do with gender anything.
"John penisman" you fool How could you miss the opportunity to call it John Johnson
Your advice on being wise about scams is worthy, your language is outrageous. Not necessary.
He was SO FAR AHEAD...This was 2017...Feb 2017...already had this all dialed in...AMAZING..and he does not throw that out as his foresite...Amazing..
I do not understand how adults can believe this childish nonsense. Like so many other thing that run along these lines, they have caused death and suffering on account of idiotic ignorance. People with a imaginary, magical friend that lives in the sky, and takes sides lol.
A big part of the problem is that print media is (unfortunately) in a downward spiral. I used to subscribe to two dailies, years ago. Then they cut staff, then they started using more wire services rather than original reporting. Then they grabbed syndicated columns. I have no problem paying for quality content, but I don't want to pay to read a wire service that's been reprinted in my local or national paper; I just can't justify the expense. Likewise, papers don't seem willing to take the leap and bring their staff levels back up to where consistent quality journalism can happen.
Check out Der Schlangemann (German animation done in Sweden about a guy with a huge schlong)
Cereal are chemical/sugar/hormon shit...stop being lazy and cook somthing.
Jon is losing his funny. These jokes are not as funny as they used to be.
Someone needs to tell Little Oliver that Europe is White Nationalist and they Created Colonies in the Americas that were also White Nationalist and that includes South America. Argentina and Chile are 80 to 89% Europeans. After all, Europeans were not Black or Asian. Get over it Oliver !
Hello you making this film including what you want to be a person either very siiick or very easy making comfortable selling the thing you want to sell. I'm gonna drink my wine, sniffing my snus and waiting for a friend of yours.
I've been saying this for years...
RIP Bob, so many laughs!
John Barrowman can play John DIllermand in the live action version.
His schlong is just a Snake Guy taking an acting gig.
..........OCTOPUSES ARE FN DELICIOUS!!..... LANDBASED OR OCEAN BASED!
octopuses for president
If you try to shake my hand, I will give u Covi!
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Why did he shaded William and Kate at the beginning? Lol
Antiicqadateds laws need to be changed,or thrown out. 🔥
I am lucky but many others aren't,they don't even know where thier next meal is and if they find any food,No Herbalife Products,no nutrition and not healthy either. Stop and think about it.We could help a few people have better health by selling Herbalife Products instead of listening to rumors that have exactly no proof of what's being circulated around the country.I have used Herbalife Products in the past,lost 25pounds but I also worked and took Fencing classes.. 🔥
Oh dear god! Tucker is terrifying.
I've always loved octopuses. Have seen many scuba diving and snorkeling. Amazing creatures.
Good night people,,have a good Herbalife Products night. 🔥
Excuse me,but all this texting is making me thirsty,got to leave for now,need to fix me a cold glass of Herbalife Products tea.You should try Herbalife Products,cold brew coffee,shakes,tea and so many nutrious products. 🔥
20:30 most accurate statement of 2020
Listening to this old video and wondering if my hometown shame will be brought up. Almost got my hopes up it wouldn't, then froze in place hearing "Hamilton County, Ohio." Aw crap, someone remembered us...
Give me,give me give me,,I want Herbalife Products.Great for holiday giving or receiving.After all it's sooo nutrious and healthy and a healthy person is a happy person. 🔥
Can’t wait for the lady equivalent.
Excellent program John
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When John said he definitely didn't have a giant octopus mascot and looked off camera... was I the only one who was surprised when a giant octopus mascot didn't appear?
As a student, I lived in the neighbourhood of Jade Stadium in Christchurch. Apart from the stadium it was basically an industrial/commercial area. Factories, warehouses, garages. No reason to be there except for gameday when the streets would briefly fill with fans walking home. The one time I was burgled was while living there.
Madeline Albright also helped kill half a million children in Iraq.
Oh!! Look up in the sky, it's plane, it's just clouds, no dummy, It's Herbalife Products ,, can't you read.!!
Ooh la la, France let's dance, Herbalife Products let's party,, All night long, we even dance on the ceiling. 🔥